O Alemão e o Delegado

The police chief knew the profession
For him, there was no case without a solution
Until one day a nervous German entered the police station
And spoke in this way

I came to file a complaint, I was just robbed
Only you, Mr. Police Chief, can help me
While I was working, some random guy
Entered my house and stole my wife
The police chief smiled and replied in this way

It seems like a joke, all this problem of yours
You must be crazy
I've never seen anyone so foolish
When was stealing a woman
Considered theft

Hey, hey, wait a minute, doctor
It's better to look carefully in your book
Because I can't understand
Why, for what reason
The one who stole my wife can't go to jail

The police chief said, I'll explain the truth
Know that your wife is not your property
Understand this explanation well
Whoever stole your wife
Is not a thief according to the law

Hey, hey, stop right there, once again
Tell me, doctor, whose watch is that
On your wrist
It's a beautiful watch, worth a lot of money
How can you prove to me
That this watch is yours

The irritated police chief, getting out of control
Said, the watch is mine, I have the receipt here
Ha! Ha! Ha! Big guy, very good, Mr. Police Chief
You've reached the point I wanted to get to

I have with me
A marriage certificate
Worth more than that receipt
It's a big document signed by the judge
With the blessing of the priest
With several witnesses
And registered in the notary
Where my wife swore to stay with me
Until the day death would part us
But since I didn't die and she's not dead
Figure it out, Mr. Police Chief, I want her back