Zo Simpel

So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.
So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.

Every once in a while I get the itch
To write a flow without stuttering or wobbling
With the shit that hits with power, 'cause shit like this keeps me sharp
And without filling gaps with that wackadewackadie-shit
But those real tight lyrics, not the crooked ones but the straight ones
And listen how you can weave words together
Like an eel without balls, I'll blast you to Stalin
I don't care about attacks that keep repeating

Hocus pocus, guess who's cooking
Smoke in Amsterdam but I don't see where the smoke is
Go ahead and flip, go ahead and trip to touch on concepts
But don't rip it off, 'cause you can't match it
You babbling, battling, trembling little men
I'll make you shock, sulk, and pay up in prison
I can handle hiccupping, dicking, swallowing dicks
With chopping pickaxes throats, but why should I care?

Many will probably be jealous now
And they'll do stupid things, but that must be cool
More laughable than necking impressive
My flow is waterproof and yours is nicely leaking
So it's not a tiny bit nothing
To start measuring yourself in a flow competition
Because that's a very important part of rap
But competition is exactly what I lack
Because rap is like sex if you can flow on a beet
And the break becomes the climax, whether you come in a girl
In a song you enjoy a tit
And then shoot seed in time and then smoke a nice joint
You let your metaphors be heard, show off your skills
Don't let me notice you're challenging me
'Cause then I'll just spit some more ill rhymes
Yes, I admit, I have a bit of an attitude
But that's because the rest is just a bit ordinary

So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.
So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.

The letters form words
And the words form sentences
The sentences form rhymes
And then the better work can begin
Because this Dutch-hopping hobby
Became a great sport, man
But beginning rappers just talk
Whether everyone can practice it
Because rappers all want to be able to do it
But just don't practice enough
For these folks
To offer me competition
But they chat in the pub
That they'll catch me and hack me and nail me
But don't make me laugh at what you just said
'Cause if heads start rolling here
I'll be there for a moment
You licking bending sucking sucking
Sucker that you are
You're up against
The only empty bony guy
With the tasty, crazier, never the wackier
doping running, tongue in the bud
rapping slapping hitting peppering
never the half-stepping, or failing
But sucker-rap-crushing
not literally translating
but masterfully storytelling
and strong style with solid
suffocating strong pieces
Not bluffing rapper
with silly self-made stories
We don't do that
because we all find it wack
We may rap a bit faster
but we don't immediately talk nonsense
Because rapping is chatting as a combination of communication
and skills that flow like beer
something for everyone and indeed see
The action and reaction without a missing fraction
because rhyming and timing was just a small self-taught action
what an action!
We're doing the things really dope again
Some rappers want to fake me
but then they tie their tongues in a knot
Because my lungs flicker, without hiccupping
every rapping text
without stuttering or sputtering
that's not so relaxed anymore
but bewitched
The rolling words thunder over the beat
because you parrot, don't get so high
as Speedy Gonzales in a song
Yes! Go ahead, go ahead,
go ahead biter, do this after me
because you all rap
so amazingly well. Ha Ha!
But to really go over the top this time
you have to stand really firmly on your feet

So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.
So simple, so simple, everyone can do it, so everyone does it.

Beet biters, fake rappers..
Beet biters, fake rappers are going down.
Beet biters, fake rappers..
Beet biters, fake rappers are going down.

Sorry that I always challenge everyone
but I can't help it because I enjoy it so much
So let me know if you've improved this
because then I'll make sure something better is delivered.

Sorry that I always challenge everyone..