Hohes Gewicht

(Judge:) High weight. Love swollen. Pleasing. Accused
they are accused of having sawed at the mast

(Accused:) I didn't saw at the mast, I just swept with the branch
there I moved in haste and that probably excited the guest
and he then dismantled the mast

(Judge:) But you made completely different statements during the police interrogation, I quote: I sawed this guest because
he lay on the quast but who mints counterfeit Zaster and wears shoes
made of alabasta, deserves to be beaten by the mast, you said that, didn't you? Witness, can you confirm that?

(Witness:) No, that was completely different, I lay down to rest
and took care of a quast, anyone who has sawed Bast knows
that he can't stand any haste

(Judge:) That's completely irrelevant

(Witness:) Yes. Then there was always rest and that probably moved the branch
and when the mast hits the pavement then he probably killed the guest

(Judge:) Now, however, in the name of the people, if someone saws a guest
because a gymnasiast excited him, who swept in front of his palace, then
the act will be punished with prison, if he is killed as a contrast, that he
brings his money to the pastor, who also desires Zaster, then he will not
be punished with prison, instead the mast will be sawed and placed on the
grave of the guest, and if this saying doesn't fit, he will bear the costs of
the proceedings signed Judge Alens the High Court withdraws for a drinking session
the verdict is: Free beer