im Wagen vor mir
Otto Waalkes
In the Car in Front of Me
rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
In the car in front of me sits that old witch,
she's always swerving left, blocking the whole lane.
I gotta pass her, or I’ll never reach my goal,
why the hell isn’t she riding on a broomstick?
rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat
(Here she comes)
The guy behind me looks kinda cute—
—I HATE HER.
I think he’s really into me—
—I’LL KILL HER.
He probably wants to seduce me and then touch me inappropriately, I’ll give him a sign that it’s okay.
I’m gonna ram that old lady from behind—
—oh, he’s getting closer.
Then she’ll fly off the next curve—
—oh my God, he’s coming in hot.
YEAH, then she can crash behind some bushes, and that’ll be the end of her witching days.
rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat........
