Hvis Glomma var whisky
Oystein Sunde
If Glomma Were Whiskey
If I were in Bergen,
I know where I would go.
If I were in Bergen,
I know where I would go.
And if she wasn't home,
I guess I'd have to figure something out anyway.
And if I had money,
I know where I would go.
And if I had money,
I know where I would go.
To a place where you can buy what you want,
but can't have.
A boatload of rum
ran aground and sank near Jomfruland,
in the middle of the fjord.
A boatload of rum
ran aground and sank near Jomfruland.
I've never seen so many drunk fish as at Stølestrand.
And today the sheriff came,
He said he smelled liquor.
And today the sheriff came,
He said he smelled booze and liquor.
I said: you poor thing, that's probably why you're here.
If Glomma were Whiskey
and I were a duck.
If Glomma were Whiskey
and I were a duck.
I would swim underwater
from Årnes to Sørumsand.
I would swim underwater
from Årnes to Sørumsand
