Hermano

In my house lives a big thief
My brother steals everything, hoodie, shirt, and even my underwear
He's got the charm to be president
Of Latin America, 'cause he steals and lies to me!

Brother, you pain in the ass!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!
Brother, you pain in the ass!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!

Brothers should stick together, that's the first rule
My brother loses my stuff and never gets it back
He doesn't give a damn about the rest like we don't exist
He doesn't know what it means to fill the fucking ice tray
He's the black sheep of the whole flock
In my room, he leaves the light on and the door open
If I do the second, he turns off the bathroom light
He sets a thousand alarms, but never wakes up!
Stupid things come out of his mouth
And he dresses so well 'cause he steals all my clothes!

Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!
Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!

What people think of him, he doesn't care
He eats my gum, the last cutlet
He takes the best plate, the best chair
And if I'm in the shower, he turns on the faucet
Always making silly faces when they take my picture
He barges into my room and it feels like an earthquake
I see him in my hoodie and I explode
He thinks he's the owner of the remote control!

I get violent and very drastic!
Sick of eating with plastic utensils!

Brother, you pain in the ass!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!
Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it! (You!)

If you have a brother, you know what I'm talking about
He splashes the whole bathroom when he's done showering!
If I can't find something, he's definitely using it
But he's my brother and only I can mess with him!
Woh-uh-woh! (Come on, brother!)
Brother!
You pain in the ass!