Latinoamericano

I'm from Latam, I understand your envy
Third world like all my family
Mexico City knows it, Brasilia knows it
Spicy family like from Sicily

I'm Argentine, but I represent Latam
We are poor, we look for discounts
You touch Latam, I get violent
We lack money, we have plenty of talent
And our language is versatile
We have Aczino, we have Trueno!
And in languages we're full
We have Spanish, Portuguese, and Chilean!

We have the Christ and the Obelisk
More important than tequila and pisco
And in insults we are the champions
Motherfucker, idiot, dickhead, dumbass!
Anything in Latam drives us crazy!
Never ask if it's palta or aguacate!

You can't hurt me, I'm protected
I always knew it because the little cowboy protects me
Gil and the rose of Guadalupe
I love Latam as if it were 50 Shades of Grey!
True love as if we were two cousins from Monterrey!
It's a treasure, it's immortal like a Pou!
They can steal our gold, but they can't steal all this flow!

Difficult life without money in hand, that's the life of a Latin American
From birth until worms eat me
I will always be Latin American
I want to escape, I won't lie!
But I'll die a Latino!
We go by bike, never in a limousine!
Your Batman can't beat my Chapulín!
United Latin America is the strongest and spiciest there is!
Leaves you resigning like Doja Cat in Paraguay!

Don't mess with us, or we'll leave you crying like a baby!
Canelo's punch, Messi's goal, Faraón Slim Shady's rap!
I love Latam, that's why I made this song, how am I going!
To complain, if Coca-Cola comes out of my tap!
Difficult life without money in hand, that's the life of a Latin American!
From birth until worms eat me!
I will always be Latin American!
Difficult life without money in hand, that's the life of a Latin American!
From birth until worms eat me!
I will always be Latin American!