Jhonny Techno Ska

Listen well to the story I'm going to tell you
The story of a buddy who is a crazy terminal

Johnny is the craziest in the whole city
He's always dancing techno ska
His parents are boring but he doesn't care
All he wants is to dance

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There he goes, there he goes
Always bouncing techno ska
Here he is, here he is
Always with his banjo Johnny techno ska

He's from California and can't help it
And he travels to Spain to dance techno ska
A very cool dance that involves bouncing
Moving his little hands with my techno ska rhythm

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What are you doing Johnny, no, don't plug the banjo into the computer
Johnny, you drive me crazy

Monday morning Johnny can't stop
He's broken his shoes, who cares
He swallows liters of beer non-stop
If you keep up this pace Johnny, you're going to burst

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And now I say goodbye, I have to go
Take Johnny home and put him to bed
I haven't been drinking and I feel very, very good
And while Johnny sleeps, his wife gets me excited