Balada Para Un Gordo

Everyone thinks you're crazy
Because you're fat, how fat you are

Don't eat so much, take care a little
If you don't stop, you're going to burst

And you say you don't eat anything
That you'll start on Monday
A new regimen of pills
But you don't fool me with that

Looks are the least of it
You're a good fat guy
Cheerful and fun
You're a friendly chubby

Looks are the least of it
You're a good fat guy
Cheerful and fun
You're a friendly chubby

Everyone thinks you're crazy
Because you're fat, how fat you are
Don't eat so much, take care a little
If you don't stop, you're going to burst

Jogging, fencing don't interest you
Neither does rugby and swimming
You prefer a plate of gnocchi
Three of ravioli and a good suckling pig

Looks are the least of it
You're a good fat guy
Cheerful and fun
You're a friendly chubby

Looks are the least of it
You're a good fat guy
Cheerful and fun
You're a friendly chubby