Esquele-Bros - Sans e Papyrus (Undertale)

Welcome to the underground, human!
I know what you're wondering
I'm the great Papyrus
And this is Sans, who again, was napping!

My brother did some things for you
Solving puzzles, what a bone day, right?
So if you can help, have fun and cooperate
He wants to be a Royal Guard, but you must have noticed that he is

I'm cool, sensational
Look at this puzzle, human
He already passed
Hmm, not bad

You must be wondering: Why?
I want to capture you
Let me explain
A tale so old

Humans and monsters reigned on earth
But one day, the races started a war
Humans won, monsters surrendered
And we were sealed by the force of wizards

But with the souls, we can return
Patience, Bravery, Kindness, Justice
Perseverance, Integrity
And the last one is with you
Determination!

Come human, get to know the underground!
A long journey, with new friends
All we can do
Isn't it as you expected?
So start shaking your bones! Sans!
I will be a Royal Guard, I promised
You're a cool guy, I can feel it
Called, connected, we arrived
If you need, just call the Esquele-Bros

Hello, human!
I just forgot one little thing
It's a silly thing, so don't worry, okay?
It's that Undyne, our Royal Guard
So, she kinda wants to kill you
That's it, bye!

I see you're on a good path, human
But I know there's something behind
Kid, we're friends, but never forget
I also see the timelines

Yeah, what was that?
Nothing
Hmm, okay!

Come on, I haven't shown you all of the underground yet
Welcome to Hotland, where the Core is
This is Doctor Alphys and her robot
Relax, he's not made to take your life

Isn't that right, Doctor Alphys?
Doctor Alphys?

The Core holds surprises
But you've been through there
Old fears and mistakes, grotesque secrets
Won't be unraveled

But hey kid, I see you haven't caught any L.O.V.E.
Your heart is covered in love
For today, the birdsong has ceased

Is that the sun? Is it single?
It's not time for jokes
It's time for what then?
Ah, I love you, my brother!

Come human, get to know the underground!
A long journey, with new friends
All we can do
Isn't it as you expected?
So start shaking your bones! Sans!
I will be a Royal Guard, I promised
You're a cool guy, I can feel it
Called, connected, we arrived
If you need, just call the Esquele-Bros

Sans, why is there a joke in the middle of the chorus?
I have no idea
Ah, of course not

Called, connected, we arrived
If you need, just call the Esquele-Bros