El Hombre Y El Gato

They say that the man and the cat are very similar
Both are equally ungrateful, lazy, and pampered
They say that for the man and the cat, trouble always finds them
They go looking for scraps while having steak at home
Chorus
And may your dear friend forgive me
Your blessed cat for comparing it to you
And may your dear friend forgive me
Your blessed cat for comparing it to you

They say that the man and the cat are equally distrustful
But no matter how much they watch out, we outsmart them
They say that for the man and the cat, as they grow old
Their bellies just grow and their skin sags
Chorus
They say that the man and the cat react like phones
Either always busy or simply not working
They say that the man and the cat have always felt useful
But let's not kid ourselves, both are a couple of useless
Chorus