Brincar de Ser Feliz (Paródia)

I locked the door of the Opala, then I rolled up the window
And she lit a cigarette and inhaled in my ear
Her name was Celeste, the girl was very crazy
And said she's from the East Zone, a damn pest and undressed completely

She made herself comfortable, lowered the seat to the ground
And suddenly I felt something hot in my hand
That was her identity, that Celeste was a man
And by then I had already gone, it was too late, I was hungry!

How can I get rid of the clutches of this stubborn gay?
I don't want anything, he insists: Excite me again!
If I hit him, he, in love, asks for more
That's when I messed up: I thought it was Celeste and it was Luís!