Eu Sei Que Tu É Gay

I wanted to give my chevy
But my boy is always busy
Oh, he's waxing his ass
Shaving the pubic hair
Wearing leather pants, he's a macho man
His favorite cartoon is He-Man

Oh, he wears tight jeans
Enjoys Lady Gaga
The other day he asked, what shade is my hair
Asked if he could go to my hairdresser
Oh my goodness! Could he be?

Oh
I suspect my boyfriend
He's been acting a bit effeminate
Could it be?
I'm starting to think he turned gay
Taking selfies in the mirror
And using my hairspray
Oh no, my goodness!
I'm starting to think you're gay
Thinking you're gay

Stop trying on my shoes
That's something a gay guy would do
Oh, I'm already des-pe-ra-te
He's not a stud
I hid the carrots and cucumbers
He cries over pretty movies

Oh, it's obvious he's fruity
This Coke is Fanta
Applies clear mascara, but calls me love
Shaves his armpit hair
Listens to 'Show das Poderosas'
Oh my goodness!
Could he be?

Oh
I suspect my boyfriend
He's been acting a bit effeminate
Could it be?
I'm starting to think he turned gay
Taking selfies in the mirror
And using my hairspray
Oh no, my goodness!
I'm starting to think you're gay
Baby, I'm gonna beat you up
Until you turn into a man
I think you're gay

I think you're gay
I suspect my boyfriend
He's been acting a bit effeminate
Could it be?
I'm starting to think he turned gay
Taking selfies in the mirror
And using my hairspray
Oh no, my goodness!
I'm starting to think you're gay
Thinking you're gay

I know you are
I know you're gay