Pelé vs. Maradona

Goal, goal, gooooooooal
Saw Maradona, I'm better than you, get it?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Son of a bitch

How many times do I have to talk
Pelé I am
Much better
You have to accept

You're not even good enough to play a pickup game
You don't hit the ball
Not even in a pornochanchada

I am already
The god Maradona
Ask anyone

From Napoli, Boca, or Barcelona
And they will all say
That I am better than you

(Oh god Maradona, bless my baby)
(Oh god Maradona, bless my baby)

More respect for me
I am a three-time champion
Scored over 1,200 goals
And none of them with my hand

I am the king
I've even slept with the queen
While you
Sniffed a pot of flour

And your TV show, what crap was that?
To get ratings
They had to put me on the screen

Even Chavinho knows what's up
He much prefers
To go watch a Pelé movie

(Go watch a Pelé movie)
He much prefers
To go watch a Pelé movie
Get it?

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
You just talk shit
Even Romário once said
Silence is a
Poet

I am very important
I played for the national team
And the most you've done
Is be a commentator for Galvón

The kids I fathered
All stepped up
You have over 30 losses out there

In '62 you got injured
Because you're a pussy
And just because of that
Brazil became champion

So stop boasting
They say you're
Even worse than Neymar

Learn to be number 2
Or you'll get beat by the hand of god

By the hand of god
Or you'll get beat by the hand of god

Oh Maradona

By the hand of god
Or you'll get beat by the hand of god

I wouldn't be number 2
Even if I had a clone

Darling, I've scored goals
Even on Stallone

And the commercial you used
Wearing the Brazil jersey
At my house, the Argentina one
Is in the dog kennel

I've always been slim
Body worthy of the greats
You used to be so fat
I mistook you for André Marques

I'm the greatest scorer of all time
Get it?
And my dick is bigger than yours
Ha
The end

(Ha)
(Get it?)

(Ha)
(The end)

(Ha)
(Get it?)

Ha
The end