Artemisa (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Artemis (Gutting History)
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Today we bring you the story of the goddess Artemis
In the middle of the sea there is a woman
Trying to give birth to two cute babies
First, Artemis came into the world
Then Apollo came and she helped him
This Artemis is going to turn the world upside down
He is very brave, strong and ignores people
9 wishes, Zeus, his father, granted him
And with his bow and dog he trained
His hunting skills are so superior
He has fans and servants, there are a lot of them
A queen made fun of her mother
Together with Apollo, she carried off all her children
And he kicked the bucket
Two huge guys want to hook up
To Artemis and that is not going to happen
In the form of a doe she manages to deceive them
They hit each other when they tried to hit him
Don't provoke her, your ass may end up
Impaled or eaten by his dog
If you are not pure you will not be able to enter their clan
If I find you a date, you're going to freak out
Zeus deceived his lifelong friend
Impersonating Artemis, he impregnated her
Because she was a traitor, he turned her into a bear
But Zeus, out of pity, sent her to the stars and saved her
If you don't pay tribute, curse you
You laugh at her, damn it
Saying that you are better at hunting
You guessed it: Curse Play!
Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worst
He faced her in Troy
Artemis tramples you without mercy
If you enter their forest, please don't touch anything
Oh damn!