Baldur (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Baldur (Gutting History)
Hello, dirty hippies!
Welcome to Gutting History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we are going to tell you the tragic story of Baldur
He has long mustaches
An ideal hair with flowers
He doesn't want trouble
A being of light and love
His power is to be beautiful and cool
He has creepy nightmares, ooh
His dad worries
He goes to hell and asks
The answer scares him
Baldur is going to bite the dust
He forced the world to swear not to harm Baldur
They think he's already immortal
Loki knows that a plant didn't swear
And, tricking a blind man, he killed Baldur
They killed the blind man
Baldur had a burial drama
They will go down to hell
To try to bring him back
In Hela's realm, they try to negotiate
So that Baldur returns, everyone must cry for him
A Jotun resisted, didn't cry for Baldur
And this whole plan went wrong
He's dead and won't come back
For being a jerk, Loki will be punished
Oh-oh, oooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, oooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
When the war ends
Baldur and Hodr will become friends
They will take care of the earth
Alongside Thor's children
