Barba Azul (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Bluebeard (Gutting the Story)
Once upon a time there was a rich man
And with the blue beard
It was ugly, super ugly
Much uglier than you
He went to ask for her hand
To two good-looking maidens
Hasn't he had 7 wives?
I'm not marrying him
He takes them to a party
They have a great time
And the little girl got married
It doesn't seem so bad to you
They married happily
They drink wine and champagne
It is clear that in this story
Something is going to go wrong
I have to go on a trip
Stay and have a good time
I will give you all my keys
And what is this here?
That opens a closet
In which you should not enter
If I find out that you have entered
You will unleash my anger
With his sister he enjoys
From the luxury of his mansion
Silver and gold mirrors
And art in every corner
Excuse me a moment
I must open that door!
I'm the rabbit please not her
Take
Oh my God!
Blood, blood, blood, blood
All over the room
Bodies of his ex-wives
In every corner
Oops! I dropped the key
I have been stained with blood
And no matter how much I clean it
It doesn't come out!
I'm back my love
Hey, hello
The keys please
Yeah
One is missing
Is this it?
There is blood here
You have to die
Let me climb up to the tower to pray
You have half a quarter of an hour, not a single minute more
Little sister, please, he wants to slit my throat
(That?!)
Our brothers are coming today
They can save me
Tell me if you can see them
I don't see anything at all
Come down here and I'll cut your throat
Give me one more minute
Not a minute or anything, trust in God
Just then the two brothers
They enter breaking the gate
They beheaded the husband
And she is the heir
All her riches and she married another
Remember to install a drain in the room
Where you make sacrifices
Which then gets very dirty
If someone is widowed 6 times
Maybe we should be suspicious
Enjoy, now comes the lai, la-rai, lai, la-ra