Batman, La Leyenda (Destripando La Historia)

Hello little dark knights
Welcome to Gutting the Story with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we bring you the story of Batman
He lived in Gotham, a little boy
His parents are the Waynes and they died from a gunshot
(Batman!)

He stays alone with his butler
An old ex-combatant who will break your back
He is scared, doesn't want revenge
Just justice and to stop so much killing
He trains hard with super strong people
And returns ultra buffed and with a different suit
He wants to scare you a lot
Justice from the sky
Run before the bat catches you
He is Batman!

Bruce Wayne chases evil throwing batarangs
And has a thousand more things that start with Bat
Bat-Cave
Bat-Signal
Bat-Mobile
Bati-Dora
He has plenty of money
Batman!
I'm Batman
Look at me Gordon, it's me, I'm Batman
Batman
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman uhhh!

He adopts Robins, takes care of them like gold
Sometimes they die and he feels a little lonely
One is his son, a very wild boy
His name is Damian Wayne and there's no God that can calm him down
He has locked up a hundred villains in a strange asylum
It's not so rare for them to escape
He is Batman
The Joker told a joke to Batman
Then a guy named Bane arrived, broke his back
BAT-Bike
BAT-Underwear
BAT-Cape
BAT-Blanket
Batman, the best

Hey, hey, hey, I haven't died
I just went time traveling
I have alternative universes, okay?
In one, my mother is the Joker, damn it!
By the way, Superman
Sucker! Hehehe
When evil reigns in Gotham, you see the Bat-Signal shine
That means the great Batman is coming!

He beats Superman
They don't get along well
And now he's going to marry Catwoman
Bat-er
Bat-Belt
Bat-Fists
Bati-Can
And a Bat-Piano
Bat-Cave, Bat-Signal
Bat-Mobile, Bat-Blanket
Bat-Bike, Bat-Arang
Bati-Dora
Bat-Myth, Bat-Underwear
Bat-Fists, Bat-Battery
Bat-Melody