Blancanieves Rusa (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, comrades
Welcome to Gutting History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you Snow Whi- no!
The story of the dead Princess and the seven Bogatyrs

A Tsar had a wife, pregnant he left her
And went to fight with other Russians
And the Tsarina gave birth to a child but upon the Tsar's return
His wife dies of joy

But soon the Tsar finds another queen just as beautiful and clever
But evil
And she had a magic mirror that
Was dedicated to rating the women of all Russia
And she, of course, was the most beautiful

The Zarevna grows up and becomes quite a sight
She gets engaged to a very nice guy
And her stepmother, who is very wicked, keeps asking
Her magic mirror who is the fairest

Tell me mirror, who is the fairest?
Well, to be honest
The fairest is your stepdaughter (ha) who is seven years old (ha)

No, no no no no no no, I have to get rid of her
Girl, Grab her and kill her in the forest!
But she feels sorry for her and lets her escape
Thanks, lady! Don't talk to me, just run

The princess flees and in the middle of the forest, she comes across a small cabin
Protected by a colossal but very friendly dog
The cabin is empty, so she decides to clean it and stay to sleep

While she sleeps, some hunters arrive
Some knights, fierce Bogatyrs
She apologizes, Can I stay?
You've cleaned everything, of course!

They live very happily with Vodka everywhere
They protect her and she cleans
And if you want we can get married, you can choose
It's just that for me, you're already family

Friendzone!

Meanwhile, the Tsarina discovers she's alive
And calls the servant, and says
You didn't kill her! Now it's my turn

She dresses as a nun and devises an evil plan
The dog barks, knows she's very wicked
Give me alms! Take a piece of bread!
Thank you, girl, I give you this apple

Then she bites the apple and immediately dies
When the Bogatyrs arrive, the dog, in an honorable sacrifice
To explain what happened to the warriors
Bites the apple and dies too

They make a glass coffin
And bury her deep in a cave
The cunning Tsarina asks again
Rest assured! No one can move her

And in all this, the prince, who is still around
Asks the Sun and the Moon
Where is my beloved?
The wind will know!
She's dead and locked in a tomb

Who did this to you?
I curse their ancestors!
I've been looking for you since the third verse!

By beating the sarcophagus he broke
And from the scare the girl wakes up
I want my revenge!
The Queen must be killed, Let's go!

They enter the castle breaking down doors

The queen dies seeing her so alive
And so our story suddenly ends

Let's see

If a mirror talks to you, it's not normal at first
You may have gone crazy
And before we leave we can't forget
The Lai larai larai larai lara