Caperucita Roja (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, friends of the forest
Welcome to gutting the story, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the original story of Little Red Riding Hood, The cunning grandma

There was a girl who ventured into the forest
To take her grandmother a very tasty bread
On the way, she encountered a very fierce wolf
Who naked asked, 'Little girl, where are you going?'

I have a very warm bread
That I must take to my grandmother
And have you thought about which path you have to take?

(For some reason the only options)
(Were a path full of pins and another full of needles)
(The girl chose the one with needles)
(And the wolf the one with pins)
(A shortcut to grandma's house)

Who's there? (I am the wolf)
I come to kill you and have a little laugh
He cut her into pieces to make a steak
He squeezed her blood and stored it in bottles
Then he dressed in the grandmother's clothes
He got into bed and waited (Howl)

Knock knock knock, I'm here, I brought this bread (Look)
Oh dear, what joy
Come in and stay for dinner, dinner
(Oh, thank you grandma)

He served her a steak
Which he accompanied with wine
She tastes it and says
This tastes bad (Disgusting)

That's because it's your grandmother
(A bird passing by said)
But she doesn't realize
She can't take it anymore

Well, take off your clothes and let's cuddle
Do I take everything off? (Everything, everything!)
Even the panties? Everything I said (Okay)
And when you're done, throw everything into the fire, you won't need it anymore

What big eyes you have!
They're to see you better
And what hairy arms you have!
They're to keep you warm

Hey grandma, what big ears!
They're to hear you better
And those teeth you're showing me?
To eat you better
Hey, I need to go to the bathroom (What?)

She goes out to defecate in the field but must return
But you must return
And he ties her ankle
So she won't escape

But with cunning
She manages to undo the knot
Ties the thread to a plum tree
And runs away!

When the wolf realizes
He starts to chase her
He drowns in a river
And it ends like this

Don't eat our grandmother for a snack
Because even if she's very good, it will feel bad later
If a werewolf appears, don't tell him where you're going
They just want to undress you

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