El Libro de La Selva (Destripando La Historia)

Namaste, curry lovers
Welcome to gutting the story with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the jungle book

Once upon a time in India
A child in little clothes
Who meets a family
Of wolves who protect him from a lame tiger, who hunts very little

I saw him first and I want to gobble him up!
NO!
Okay
They take him to the pack
It's Mogwli, the frog boy someone must sponsor him or yes

You can't give him to me
Shut up for a while, you annoying piece!
Poor Mowgli, nobody wants to help him
But then, from the shadows appears Baloo the bear

Teacher, who offers to sponsor him
From a branch, Bagheera the panther
Gives a dead bull to the wolves as
Tribute to be the other guardian of Mogwli

He was raised in the jungle
With blows to the head
He is kidnapped by some monkeys
Who get bored and throw him

Into a pit of very, very poisonous cobras
Stay still because you're going to step on us!
Where has the boy gone, you've lost him, you fat one

They ask the snake Ka for help
They break down the walls and raze the city
Ka hypnotized the monkeys and they manage to escape

Lailarailarailará- lailarailarailará

Years later
Keela is very old and Shere Khan devises
A plan to dethrone him and kill Mogwli
But he expels the tiger by hitting him with a flaming stick

He gets depressed and returns to the village
Our son has finally returned!
They teach him to be human
Because he is uncivilized

When one gets angry, they don't kill people!
What a drag, it's cooler to be an animal
Then a hunter tells him to try to hunt the tiger
Mogwli peed on his face

And prepares an ambush
With oxen and wolves running like crazy
In a stampede to kill Shere Khan

Then, he sits on his corpse and skins him
The hunter tries to snatch the triumph from Mowgli
And he, barely flinching, orders
Brother Gray to pounce on him as a warning

The hunter flees and tells the village
That Mowgli is a dangerous werewolf sorcerer
When he returns they stone him and he becomes an animal
You've made me angry and now you're going to shit yourselves!

He orders the pack to attack the village
That's what you get for mocking this kid
And be thankful that he doesn't hunt you down one by one on the street

Lailarailarailará-lailarailarailará