El Origen de Juego de Tronos (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
The Origin of Game of Thrones (Gutting the Story)
Hello, young Dothrakis
Welcome to gutting the story with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the history before Game of Thrones
Many years ago everything was divided
Children of the forest here
First men there
But they manage to pass through a path
We're going to blow your minds
Because we'll use our magic to
Make ice zombies impossible to kill
Hey you, how scary, let's negotiate peace
And so they worked to be able to defeat
The White Walkers who had gone
Out of control and were killing everyone
During a winter that lasted many years
The children of the forest and the first men
Built a wall to contain them and everything was fine
Until
The Andals arrive, they are vandals
They come to fight and they're going to stay
They imposed new gods just because they felt like it
And the first men go north to live
In Valyria a shepherd found some dragons
Then he tamed them and with his people he conquers
The continent burning all who didn't surrender
They fly far until they reach Dragonstone
And the Rhoynar flee avoiding their extinction
And many years later Valyria is attacked
By a cataclysm of colossal magnitudes
And their empire goes down the drain
However
The Targaryens had fled to Dragonstone
And years later Prince Aegon
Decides to unify the seven kingdoms of Westeros
He gets on his dragon
Conquering a lot
And builds with swords a cool throne
They reign in Westeros and so time passed
The last dragon dies and they insist a lot
120 years later
Rhaegar marries the Dornish princess
But then he notices a young Stark
Elsewhere a lord was in love with her
And convinced everyone that Rhaegar had
Abused Lyanna and her brother got furious
The king condemns them, the rebellion begins
The Targaryens die, only two are saved
Lyanna also dies
Doirel cries and Elya Martell
Robert becomes king, and marries Cersei
There is peace now
And the Greyjoys try to rebel a little
But the Starks come and give them a beating
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