El Origen Del Conejo (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, space-time travelers
Welcome to Gutting History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the one and only, the almighty, the omnipresent
The rabbit

Once upon a time
In a beautiful place
Some little rabbits are getting ready to travel

Children, let's go, the cold is coming
They cross the highway, but something goes wrong
They get run over, by a truck looking the other way!

Only one survives
All the others are crushed
Poor little rabbit with no one

Wandering through the forest
Everyone wants to eat him
And at the last moment
Someone comes for him

Before him appeared a powerful raccoon that saved him
From the predators and took him into his burrow
He cared for him like his own child
Until one day while walking in the forest
The rabbit saw something out of the ordinary

A naked girl, running through the forest like crazy!
The raccoon sees her floating
And a wolf emerges from the forest
He runs for the girl and drowns

Tell me what's happening
I've traveled to another plane
I must protect the stories

Show me your power!

The raccoon trains the young rabbit in
His mystical and interdimensional martial arts

He starts experimenting with time travel
Lives with the forest beings
And helps them fight their threats

And perfects his mastery of martial arts
Beating up some wolves who wanted to attack a beautiful girl
Then the raccoon saw that his student

Was ready!
He started traveling
He appeared in China

He became an advisor to a handsome emperor!
He met a young girl in the forest

And made sure she returned to her love!
He became strong and powerful
Visited a thousand cultures

Some even consider him a God!
But when he was in Russia
Battling for pleasure
He sensed that in seven years
Something was going to happen!

In those lands there was a cabin protected by a colossal dog
Who seven years later
In an honorable sacrifice would give his life to help some bogatyrs
Faced with such nobility
The rabbit decided to resurrect him and take him on his travels

Although he couldn't speak
The dog learned diplomacy
And carried out important peace missions
Meanwhile, the rabbit took a little
Break celebrating his favorite holidays, in style

It is said that they appeared in Italy where
They tried to warn a king of a terrible prophecy

Keep looking for the signs
For the rabbit is always watching, where you least expect it

His power is something brutal!
He is the Rabbit!