El Rey León (Destripando La Historia)

```Hello little beasts of the savannah!
Welcome to History Unwrapped with Pascu and
Rodri, today we bring you a special documentary, The Lion King
Meow!

In the African savannah, a cub is born within a pride
And the animals go to see that monster who wants to eat them
Simba is Mufasa's son
The king who, with his brother Scar, impose the law

Both get bored, spend hours doing 'waka-waka' with the lionesses
All the babies you see, are the children of these guys
Simba and Nala must be either siblings or cousins

Scar craves (le le le le) to take all the power from Mufasa (eh)
And with his hyenas (le le le le) he sings
His shit 'I want you to get ready' (eh)

Did you know that female hyenas have
Fake penis and scrotum?
We don't know why

(Epa)

Then Scar sets a trap for Mufasa who
Dies dramatically trampled by a wildebeest stampede
Scar blames Simba for what happened and tells him to run away from there
Having thus, freedom to dance the waka-waka alone

With all the lionesses of the pride
Including Nala, probably

Meow!

A meerkat and a warthog save Simba and take care of him for a while
The normal thing would have been that when he grew up he would eat them
They feed him bugs and he grows up to be a fat and happy cat
And suddenly, without saying 'hello' he meets his lioness friend again

Together they run to dance the waka-waka in a pond

Simba you must return
I don't feel like it now
But Simba (le le le le) I know

He finds a monkey who tells him what to do (eh)
From a cloud (le le le le)
Mufasa reminds him that he is the king (eh)

He takes his friends and starts running to
Kill Scar and his cubs too
Because that's what lions do, they defeat the
Leader of the pack and kill all the bastards to ensure their lineage

They are cruel beings who can dance the
Waka-waka 70 times a day and have spikes on their penis
Simba confronts Scar and he confesses to killing
Mufasa then, he throws him to the hyenas to be eaten

And so ends (le le le le) this
Version of Hamlet that has been very good (eh)
The lions (le le le le) eating bugs don't last you a month (eh)
These beings think very little of him
Endless cycle doesn't matter much to them
Lai-la-rai-la-la-ra```