Hades (Destripando La Historia)

Hi, mere mortals
Welcome to Destripando la Historia
With Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to talk about God
Hades

He's the oldest son of Cronos
He eats him because he's very crazy
His other four brothers were eaten
Avoiding the prophecy of Uranus

Ooh, tehy are freed by Zeus
In Tartarus they fought, the Cyclops they recruited
Ooh, they give them some gifts, one for each brother
And their father they faced

Hades
He has a helmet
When he wears it, they can't touch him

Hades
With his brothers
Pop Cronos and they make a deal

In his kingdom he controls everything
He's very cool, so jhe rarely comes out
He has a black car, he has a super dog
He has its own river and a Greek boatman

Ooh, Ooh, he's looking for a queen
He looks at his niece and grabs her by her leg
Ooh, Ooh, Demeter gets pissed off
As long as I can't find my daughter, there are no more plants on earth

Hades
My brother
Let go of my daughter, don't be a pervert

Hades
For the walk
He gives her seeds, a snack

Daughter!
Did you eat any of what Hades gave you before leaving the underworld?
Yes mom, these little pomegranate seeds
No, you idiot!
Now you will have to spend six months a year with him
And I will get very sad and make the plants not grow
Well okay!

Ooh, two guys infiltrated
For freaked out they were caught and left in chains
Ooh, Heracles shows up, You take Theseus
But this one doesn't move

Hades
The most feared
He really doesn't give a damn about you

Hades
A divine being
It is very likely that he is your uncle