Harry Potter y El Prisionero de Azkaban (Destripando La Historia)

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Today we bring you Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry is a bit irritated and has inflated his aunt
He has to run away, damn! What's that dog over there?
And just then a very strange bus passes by and takes him
To the Leaky Cauldron, where he is greeted by the minister

He goes shopping for a while and Hermione buys a cat
He has a book that bites him
A criminal has escaped
Harry hears Mr. Weasley talking to his wife about I don't know
Something about Sirius Black who wants to tell him, but he's not sure

Then they get on the Hogwarts Express
Suddenly the Nazgul appear and
Start sucking the joy of living out of Harry
But Professor Lupin
Who was there all the time, saves them and gives him chocolate

Hogwarts is guarded by very bad dementors
On the train they saw the Grim
And Trelawney says someone is going to die
And also Lavender Brown's rabbit!
Then they go to Hagrid's class
He's going to teach them how to ride a hippogriff

Draco Malfoy causes trouble, they take him to the infirmary
Remus Lupin teaches them
They dress Snape as a grandma
But it's just a boggart that turns
Into what scares you the most in the world
Like grasshoppers

Lupin has a parental talk with Harry
And offers to give him private lessons to face the dementors
Snape passes potions to Lupin
And, in the meantime, they attack the fat lady
And Hermione mysteriously appears in all classes

Harry loses his broom but they give him another one
I'm not sure who it's from!
Fred and George give him a map and hidden with
His cloak he hears something very shady about Sirius Black

Malfoy, who was a snitch, runs to Snape and rats him out
And tries to punish him
They're going to execute Buckbeak with an axe
Poor Hagrid!
Hey Scabbers, where are you going!

Then the Grim kidnaps Ron and his rat
And goes through the Whomping Willow while
Crookshanks presses a lump on him to relax

In the Shrieking Shack everything is revealed
Sirius Black is not a criminal!
And Ron's rat all this time was a guy!
And Fred and George didn't tell their brother that
All this time he was sleeping with a guy named
Peter Pettigrew!

When they return to Hogwarts Remus Lupin transforms
Peter turns into a rat and escapes again
Some dementors arrive to give them a
Good scare, but they are brutally saved

They are going to justify Sirius but Dumbledore
Very serious, suggests that three turns will be enough

With the time-turner they travel
They save Sirius and Buckbeak
Who fly away and it's time to end

With the usual music!
Harry has met his father's friends
And Sirius Black is his godfather
Ron loses his rat, it was a fat criminal

Mischief managed another year!
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