Harry Potter y La Cámara Secreta (Destripando La Historia)

Hey, young students
Welcome to spoiling the story with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you Harry Potter and the secret chamber

There's the boy who lived alone in his room
He's been punished because Dobby smashed a cake in the living room

The Weasleys arrive in a Ford
Flying Anglia model
They rescued him and took him to The Burrow, a big mansion

With his family, he de-gnomes the garden and travels with the Floo powder (Flu)
Being clumsy, he crashes into a dirty and dark den (Light)
There's Malfoy and his father, very bad, selling and earning a plus (Plus)

When he escapes, he meets his
People, but something stirs unease
Lucius approaches, eager for a fight, and Arthur starts hitting him (Push)
And in the commotion, without anyone knowing, a book manages to sneak in

Days later, everyone goes to London
Let's run or we'll miss the train!
But suddenly the wall closes
Why can't we get in?!

Then they decide that, before asking for help from an adult
The best idea is to steal the flying car to go to Hogwarts and
Crash it into a boxing willow
Endangering the damn chosen one
The only one capable of saving them all, agh!

The course begins and strange events happen everywhere
They have a new teacher, a complete scammer
Harry hears voices inexplicably

Maybe it's the killer monster that
Just petrified Filch's cat
And wrote in blood on the wall that it's going to kill us all
I don't know

A chamber existed
Surely someone opened it
It was Malfoy, who's a jerk
There's a duel between the two

They quickly make Polyjuice Potion, Hermione reacts badly to it
Harry and Ron go, interrogate Malfoy
It wasn't me, leave me alone!

Days later, in the bathroom, Myrtle is heard crying
There's a very old diary on the floor, if you write, it will answer
I'm Tom Riddle, this is my diary
I'll show you what happened

Hagrid had a very big spider
The monster that killed Myrtle
Hermione gets petrified, Hagrid gets arrested
You have to find Aragog

Hagrid wasn't the one
There's another monster someone opened the door for
Dinner time, my children!

But they manage to escape in the Ford Anglia before Aragog devours them
And upon returning to the castle
They discover that the monster has kidnapped Ginny
Then Lockhart, Harry, and Ron
Head to rescue her in the Chamber of Secrets

Asssa assse assssiiieeezz
That means: Open up!
Lockhart, who's useless
Gets obliviated with Obliviate I can't go through, Harry!

Ginny, Riddle let her go!
Haven't you realized that I am
(Who?)
Lord Voldemort

Harry engages in an intense battle against a basilisk
And oh, a dramatic and unexpected turn of events
Appear to help our powerful protagonist

Dumbledore's Phoenix and the Sorting Hat
If they hadn't brought Gryffindor's Sword
Wouldn't have been much help

Then, using a fang from the basilisk itself
He stabs the diary, destroying
The memory of Lord Voldemort

They manage to heal all the petrified
Then Harry, with a trick, has freed poor Dobby
All exams have been canceled
Hagrid returns home and this has been another year

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