Harry Potter y La Piedra Filosofal (Destripando La Historia)

Hello dirty Muggles!
Welcome to spoiling the story with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

At Privet Drive some wizards arrive with a baby of brutal power
He is the baby who defeated the evil, he is Harry Potter
The dirty Muggles he lives with mistreat him, depress him

Until the day he receives a letter from Hogwarts
At first it was one letter, then it was more than a thousand
(They escaped to a deserted island)

Hello Harry, you are a wizard and you must come with me
I'll give Dudley a tail, let's get out of here
Lailaraila, lailaraila, lailaraila, laaa, laaaa

Harry travels to London and in a shady bar
A bunch of weird people trying to meet him
Hello Mr. Quirrell
Hello
Let's go shopping, Harry
I don't have money
Oh, you're going to be amazed

In Diagon Alley is the wizard bank
Harry, you're rich and I have to tell you something
A certain Voldemort is the one who killed your parents and that's how things are
Hey, what a bastard

Hagrid leaves Harry to his fate
But there was Ron with his prolific family
To help him get on the train
Where they both meet Hermione

All heading to Hogwarts
Once inside the great castle they are taken to a dining hall
They are classified with the sorting hat
Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw
Moving stairs, how do they not die in this school?

Potions class, transformation and enchantments
Broom flights, Harry gets into trouble
A three-headed dog! Troll in the dungeons!
Harry plays Quidditch while Snape (Does things to him)
Then at Christmas they give him a cloak
As it's invisible, they do whatever they want

The Philosopher's Stone must be protected
Snape wants it so Voldemort can resurrect (Mmmm)

Harry goes to Hagrid to tell him his suspicions
But the little bastard Malfoy betrays them
And they are all punished to spend the night in the Forbidden Forest

They find a dead unicorn and a strange creature next to it
It's Voldemort, I'm sure
(Something must be done)
They play the flute to Fluffy
Burn the devil's snare
Grab the flying key
Ron Weasley on a horse

The troll was asleep
The potion didn't kill them
Quirrell touches Harry and dies

When they wake up, everyone hugs them
Then Dumbledore fixes the points for each house
This year ends like this, there's a lot more to tell
This has only been the Philosopher's Stone
Laralai la laila la