Hermes (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, adrenaline lovers!
Welcome to Unraveling History
Today we bring you Hermes

Very young, still in the cradle
He wanted to go on adventures
Steals oxen, sees turtles
Creates a super cool lyre

And boom!
And flash!
Divine cunning
Deliveries at full speed

And again, boom!
And flash!
He guides you in life
Immortal ovine deity

Hermes gets you to 100!
A white cow must bring, it's held by a giant
Hermes goes for him!
And with a stone he makes him fall at his feet

He has very peculiar children
Like this one who is Hermaphroditus
Goats, fauns, little lambs
He takes care of the God Dionysus for a while

And boom!
And flash!
Unleashes his wrath
He cuts off a member without blinking

And again, boom!
And flash!
If you're in trouble, you can call Hermes

Hermes gets you to 100!
He has to help a grandson return from his terrible journey
Hermes takes good care of you!
With his sandals you can run and conquer

And boom!
And flash!
Pee on a cow with daddy Zeus and uncle Poseidon

And again, boom!
And flash!
How strange, suddenly Orion is born

Hermes gets you to 100!
He doesn't need a chariot because he already runs like lightning
Hermes yes, Hermes dance!
All his sheep dance super well with him