Hestia (Destripando La Historia)

Hello little creatures of the Peloponnese! (that, that)
Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri!
Today we bring you the only
The purest: Hestia!

She was the first to be born
The first one Cronus devoured
And the last one he vomited on
They call her the youngest and the oldest
He usually wanders around the corners
She is the goddess of the bonfire and the hearth
And although he does not like to do evil
He will break your face in the name of peace
You will see his flame burn in every city (your city)
Without hesitation you have to pray to him

Hestia!
At your party, in your kitchen
Hestia!
It is the goddess who spies on you
Hestia!
You fall in love and fascinate you, but you can get burned
Hestia!
It has a divine mansion
Hestia!
He dominates the goddesses
Hestia!
Always charge a tip
Extorts others

They were Apollo and Poseidon
To ask him to marry you, what a sweetheart
He grabbed Zeus by the big head
To swear that not even God was going to touch her
With her gang you will find her
Artemis and Athena, they are the most
Pure and unsullied goddesses
And not like Aphrodite, how disgusting it is
And Hermes faithful nephew comes to tell him (to tell)
Adventures like no other

Hestia!
Rhea invited her to a party
Hestia!
And they drank like beasts
Hestia!
Then they took a nap
Someone is lurking!
Hestia!
Priapus is a very dirty God
Hestia!
He approaches him boldly
Hestia!
But a donkey has brayed and she manages to escape

He went to save a girl
And their babies, some time later
They founded a great city, Rome!

Hestia!
Your food has burned
Hestia!
It is very virgin and very fine
Hestia!
He has a bunch of nieces
He has ideal hair
Hestia!
Hestia!
Hestia!