Horus (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Horus (Gutting History)
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Welcome to Gutting History with Pascutamón III and Rodrimhotep II
Today, we bring you the falcon God, Horus
Miracle, a child was born
His father is a corpse and impregnated his mother
Anxiously, Seth searched for him
His weird uncle, who killed his father
A crocodile tried to kill him
He was blessed, now he has the power of Ra
He wants to be the king of Egypt, crush Seth
Scorpion women will conquer his heart
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
His uncle Seth challenged him
In the form of a hippopotamus to hold his breath
Oh no! His mother arrived
With a harpoon, she pierced Seth's buttocks
Seth invited him to dinner at his house
Kebab with very special expired sauce
Horus didn't fall for it, he managed to avoid it
He spread it on a leaf and then Seth ate it
His sauce
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's not sauce
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
A race, the final test
With boats made of a spectacular stone
But one made of wood, Horus will paint
He defeated Seth and ruled all of Egypt
King Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
