Júpiter (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Jupiter (Gutting History)
Hello baby, I'm Jupiter
Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we're going to talk about me
Born in Crete, the most sensual God
He's the son of a Saturn
Who eats his children, yeah
But his mom manages to hide him
He grows up in a cave
And a goat breastfeeds him
He trains with the idea
Of defeating Saturn
Jupiter!
He gives his father a potion
And he vomits his children
Jupiter!
He leaves his brothers
Locked in Tartarus
He divides the whole world
With Pluto and Neptune
He keeps Olympus, yeah
Where he starts flirting uncontrollably
He tries with his sister (Juno)
And she rejects him more than once
But in the end he deceives her
And marries her
Jupiter!
Being married is no reason
Not to be very promiscuous
Jupiter!
He fathered many children
And also got them wet
That eagle that goes for you, (it's Jupiter)
The rain of gold that falls on you, (it's Jupiter)
That Swan that's there, (it's Jupiter)
And your lifelong friend too, (it's Jupiter)
He transformed into his brother
To flirt with his daughter
And he was with his aunt
For nine days non-stop
Jupiter!
Although your mother hid it
He was that Plumbaruis
Jupiter!
Today he might be in your living room
Impersonating your Canis Lupus Familiaris
Jupiter!
