La Bella Durmiente (Destripando La Historia)

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Today we bring you the original story of Sleeping Beauty by Giambattista Basile

A princess is born in Italy
Like a strange rarity
They say it is her destiny
To die for a piece of linen
What nonsense!

The king conceives a divine plan
Let's burn all this linen
And so Talía grows
Until one day something suddenly happened

A grandmother weaves alone
Get up to the house, lady
Take, sew this fabric
Don't be silly, that's linen
A piece escapes her
It gets stuck in her finger
And she dies

What a clumsy daughter I have, man
What were the odds that a girl allergic to linen would get a piece stuck between her nail and finger?
Laraila

The devastated father
Orders his daughter to be locked away
Forever resting on a chair
One day, a neighboring king passed by with his falcon
Near the tower where Talía was

And suddenly his falcon flew and entered the room
And the king went up to see what was happening
And found Talía sitting there

Mother, what a babe!
Hello, how are you, beautiful?
You seem a bit quiet
Let me lay you in this bed next to me
It seems you don't move
That indicates you want me
Let me give you all my love, oh, yes!

The king, after finishing his little job, returned home
But, oh, dramatic turn of events!
9 months later, Talía's corpse gave birth to 2 beautiful twins

They are cared for by two fairies
Who appear out of nowhere
While playing in the bed
One, in his search for breast
Got a finger!

He sucked the piece of linen
That was stuck there
He woke up with a big jump
Who are you? Get away, child!
Don't shout at them, they are your children!
What happened in this place?
Me!
And who are you?
It's a long story but I love you and we are their parents
Well, okay, hehe, how cool
Laraila

What we didn't know was that the king was already married
And the current queen wasn't too happy that her husband was going around with others
So, she planned her revenge!

She invited Talía home, called her everything but pretty
And sent the children to play in the kitchen for a while
Luigi, come here!
Ma'am?
I want you to cook them
But queen
Don't argue!
They are for my husband when he comes to dinner
And I'll burn you at the stake!
The king arrives!
Everyone out
Luigi, don't fail me
Never, majesty

But Luigi hid the children
And instead cooked a couple of lambs
At night, the king and queen sit down to dinner
And the cook serves his supposed children

You've eaten your children!
You're crazy, you're lying for sure!
And that bitch is in the stake!
She's not just any bitch
I'm going to burn her!
Laraila

Guards! Take my wife away
Save the other immediately
You're going to burn!
You're a pig!
Burn the cook too
No, king, please!
To the oven!
His children are safe
I left them with my wife
So everything seems to be settled

This tale ends like this
The children are not cooked
And necrophilia is not okay!