La Bella Durmiente (Destripando La Historia)

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Today we bring you the original story of Giambattista Basile's Sleeping Beauty

A princess is born in Italy
With a somewhat strange oddity
They say it's their destiny
Dying for a piece of linen
What stupidity!

The king conceives a divine plan
Let's burn all this flax
And so Thalia grows up
Until one day suddenly something happened

A grandmother knits alone
Get on home, lady
Take sew this fabric
Don't be silly, that's linen
A little piece escapes him
It sticks into his little finger
And dies

What a clumsy daughter I have, man
What are the chances that a girl allergic to flax would get a piece of it stuck between her nail and her finger?
Laraila

The broken father
He orders his daughter to be locked up
Forever resting on an armchair
One day, a neighboring king was hunting with his falcon
Near the tower where Thalia was

And suddenly his falcon flew and entered the room
And the king went up to see what was happening
And he found Thalia sitting there

Mother, what a hottie!
Hello, how are you, beautiful?
You seem a bit quiet
Let me lay you in this bed next to me
It seems like you're not moving
That means you love me
Let me give you all my love, oh yeah!

The king, after finishing his little job, returned home
But oh, what a dramatic turn of events!
9 months later, Talia's corpse gave birth to 2 beautiful twins

They are cared for by two fairies
That appear there out of nowhere
While playing in bed
One, in his search for breast
A finger hooked!

He sucked the piece of linen
What was there?
He woke up with a big jump
Who are you? Get out of here, kid!
Don't yell at them, they are your children!
What happened on this site?
I!
And who are you?
It's a long story but I love you and we are your parents
Well, okay, hehe, how cool
Laraila

What we didn't know was that the king was already married
And the current queen was not too happy about her husband going off with other women
So, he planned his revenge!

He invited Talia home, called her everything but pretty
And he sends the children to play for a while in the kitchen
Luigi, come here!
Lady?
I want you to cook them
But queen
Don't reply!
They are for my husband when he comes to dinner
And I'll burn you at the stake!
The king is coming!
Everybody out
Luigi, don't let me down
Never, Your Majesty

But Luigi hid the children
And in exchange he cooked a couple of lambs
In the evening, the king and queen sit down to dinner
And the cook serves his supposed children

You ate your children!
You're crazy, you lie for sure!
And that bitch is on the stake!
She's not just any dog
I'm going to burn it!
Laraila

Guards! Take my wife away!
Save the other one immediately
You're going to burn!
You are a pig!
Burn the cook too
No king, please!
To the oven!
Your children are safe
I left them with my wife
So everything seems to be settled

This story ends like this
Children do not cook
And necrophilia is not okay!