La Bella y La Bestia (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, friends of the Baroque
Welcome to Gutting the Story with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we are going to tell you the original tale of Beauty and the Beast
By Madame de Villeneuve

Once upon a time
A prince educated and very kind
Who refused to marry
His vile governess

She was an evil fairy
A spiteful fox
Turned him into a brown beast

But another fairy arrived
A recent graduate
You will no longer be a beast when you find love

Belle lived with her family
Her poor father went bankrupt
He played the harpsichord a lot
And her sisters with much hatred
Criticized her for liking the townspeople

I'm going on a trip to make a fortune
Bring me a rose if there is one
Shut up a bit, you're inopportune
So the father departed

He saw a castle on his way
He was served a good wine
And before going to his destination
He picked a rose from the garden

I'm going to kill you
That rose is from my garden
But give me a daughter
And let's forget the slip

I must give him a daughter
Who will stay with the dick
He never thought they might escape

Now you live here
How cool!

It was a shining castle
Full of magic and fun
Can I approach the west wing?
Go wherever you want, sweetheart

And daily after dinner this situation occurred
Can I sleep with you?
No
Okay then

The castle's servants were not candelabras or a clock
They were parrots and some monkeys
Who took care with decorum
Of the castle and its other facilities

Belle noticed a painting
Of a well-endowed boy
And she dreamed of loving him
And she can't understand

That this prince is the beast
(This girl is a bit dense)
And after thinking it over
Belle starts to get tired

You can leave
I know you want to see your dad
But come back in two months
Or I'll commit suicide

Belle returns home
While the days pass by
But on her return she unintentionally delays

The beast is almost done for
Belle can't do anything
Can I sleep with you?
Well, just this once

The beast fell asleep
That was his only intention
And at dawn the day
He woke up as a man

A queen and a fairy
At the castle gates
How dare your commoner sleep with my son?

Don't be alarmed, queen mother, I'll explain right now
Belle is the daughter of a fairy and her brother the king
A relationship forbidden and condemned by law

An evil fairy decided to kill Belle
I took another girl (random girl) and replaced her with her
And she was hidden with her