La Cenicienta China (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, little grasshoppers
Welcome to gutting the story, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the Chinese Cinderella

Once upon a time, in the Tang dynasty
There was a man named Wu, a miner from the place
He had two wives, which was very normal
And a daughter with each one, laila laila la

One of them dies suspiciously
And the daughter goes to live with her stepmother

The stepmother was envious, evil, and heartless
Her daughter was hideous, more like a troll than a girl
You will live in the pigsties and bind your feet
Since they are so tiny, I will call you Yhe Shen

Yhe Shen meant lotus feet and it hurt a lot
Yhe Shen did the worst house chores and cried a lot, a lot

One day while washing clothes, a fish appeared to her
It was golden and huge and only wanted to eat
She and the fish became friends and she visited him daily
Her stepmother, upon discovering it, said: Well, now you're screwed

Disguised, she tricks the fish, guts and cooks it
They gobble it up for dinner and leave only the spine

Heartbroken, Yhe Shen went to cry by the pond
Where she found a venerable old man
That spine is a gift from that gigantic fish
If you ask for your wishes, it can grant them

Yhe Shen asked for wishes from her spine
And one day a big festival was approaching, where maidens sought suitors
Can I go to the festival? You stay to clean
If I pray to my spine, maybe it can help me

Poof dresses, poof shoes, poof French perfume
And she marched towards her destiny laila laila, is it?

Yhe Shen was the most beautiful, she attracted everyone
And her mother and stepsister's hearts turned
Feeling watched, poor Yhe Shen fled
Forgetting a shoe on a step

A merchant found that shoe and sold it to another merchant
And he sold it to a king who became obsessed with the shoe and decided to find its owner
If I leave the shoe here, all will try it on
And after this bustle, we stay to watch
But sir, wouldn't it be easier to go door to door and search... Shut up Chank Phu

The stepmother shamelessly sent her daughter to him
This shoe is tiny, it barely fits the toes
And even though you may not believe it, this plan didn't work
As her blood splattered and the king wasn't convinced

Yhe Shen, who had lost all her magic
Took the shoe secretly and the king stealthily followed her home
Putting on the shoes, everything reappeared
And seeing her so beautiful, the king took her with him

And he sent the sister and mother to live in a cave
Where their daughter may bleed out, without proper medical attention
But before that, they die, from a rain of stones
And so we have reached the end

Moral of the story!
Stalking Chinese girls from a bush is wrong
Someone might report you, kids never do it
And if you cut your fingers, run to a hospital
These are our tips, laila laila la