La Sirenita (Destripando La Historia)

Arggg, landlubber sailors
Welcome to Gutting the Story with Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to tell you the original tale of The Little Mermaid
By Christian Andersen

This is the story of a mermaid who lived in the sea
With her sisters, her father, and the local wildlife

The mermaid had no name, so for you to understand
The story better, we will call her Ariel
Anyway, when she turned 15, they would go up to the surface to see what was there

What are they doing on this ship!
A wild party!
The birthday of a lad who wasn't bad at all

With so much rum, things got out of hand
The ship sank and broke into pieces
And Ariel rescued the handsome fool
Leaving him safe in a nearby temple

The rest of the men drowned
And Ariel didn't care

Lai larai lara

When the prince woke up, he didn't see Ariel
He saw a floozy passing by
Rosa Aurelia, you saved me!
And Ariel saw everything

How long does a human live, grandma?
Not long, Ariel
When they die, do they turn into sea foam?
Their soul ascends to heaven for all eternity

I want to be part of it!
Don't insist

Ariel went to see a witch who lived nearby
And asked for a potion to become human
But the witch, who was very tricky
Asked for several things in return

She cuts her tongue and then hands it over
A certain illegal brew
When she tries it, legs appear
But something feels very wrong

She can't speak because she starts bleeding
Drinking the potion was like stabbing herself
And with each step she took and each dance she danced
She felt a thousand knives cutting her feet

You must marry that boy
Or you will become
Mmm
Sea foam

And bleeding like a dog
Ariel went to look for the prince
Who, by the way, didn't have a dog
He had slaves to entertain himself
And he was a jerk

She danced to please that vile and cruel boy
But her father brought a girl to marry him
I will only marry the one who rescued me!
That girl I saw in the temple

Son, it's the same girl
Oh, well, that's great!
What will become of Ariel?

(Foam)

Ariel was there, watching as they rubbed the wedding in her face
With a thousand knives in her feet
When her sisters appeared
Who were now bald

And your hair?
We sold it to the sea witch
And we got this knife
With it, you must seek revenge!

Cut the bourgeois boy's throat
And then rub his blood on your feet
That way you will live in the sea again
I don't know if I can, I can't stop loving him
I will commit suicide and become sea foam

Lai larai lara

But Ariel didn't turn into sea foam
She became a daughter of the air!
And if she performed 300 years of good deeds
Her soul would ascend to heaven

Children, if you encounter the sea witch
Don't trade your tongue for drugs
With this little piece of advice, we have reached the end
Of this story under the sea