Mulan (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, young recruits!
Welcome to Stripping the Story, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of, literally
The woman Mulan joins the army instead of her father

A girl in China who sewed non-stop
As she was very clever, she learned to fight alone
As they were at war, the emperor ordered
To recruit the men whether they liked it or not
And Mulan, who is super cool, offered to fight
If my father goes, we're doomed, because it's totally useless
And she bought a sword and left
On horseback to the mountain and enlisted
Alongside other dangerous men, but she surpassed them all
And she tries to hide her identity
Always trying to go pee alone
And although it seems strange to them, as long as she fights, they don't care

In some versions of the tale, she doesn't even have to hide
Her name, and Ping was nothing more than the name of her general
Since she had so much talent for fighting, they send her on her first mission
The mission was easy, just had to catch
The rebel leader
That's easy, Let's go!
She got on the horse and gathered her men
And went to fight for the emperor
And Mulan set a trap to get the leader out of his cave
There he is, we're going to get him!
And she went after him on her horse
She hands him over to justice so that
They execute and dismember him or tear off his skin
And for this great honor they were called
To the palace to speak with the emperor
He invited them to duck wings and offered a great position

But Mulan rejects her prize
Was it her who won the war or her male alter ego?
With this mess in her head she returns to
Her house as if nothing had happened
And she marries a neighbor!

And Mulan invites her friends to dinner
And then the truth is revealed
She's just a normal girl!
And everyone was happy for Mulan
Whether she was a girl or a boy, they didn't care
They celebrated a party and we reached the end
But before that, we want to remind you
That girls can also bash your head with a bat