Pinocho (Destripando La Historia)

Rodri, but what, why have we returned to Italy?
Ravioli, butterfly, the pope, spaghetti, pepperoni, triviani
Oh my goodness! The dog ate my pizza!
Damn it
Good morning, carpenters of the lord!
Welcome to gutting the story, with Pascuini and Rodrini
Today we bring you the story of this disaster with legs, Pinocchio!

A great carpenter one day found
A piece of wood that screamed in pain
He gave it to Geppetto, a poor neighbor
Decides to build a very cool little doll
He gets up and kicks it (ahhh)
Laira lalalalalara

He runs naked, his face can be seen
A soldier finds him, what happened here, my God!
Geppetto carved me!
I'm going to stop him!
He goes to look for him at his house and ends up in jail
When he returns home, he finds on the roof
A chatty cricket who wants to teach him a lesson
You have to admit you've been a bit of a jerk!
He grabs a hammer and throws it at the cricket
He killed him, he killed Pepito
Laira lolalalalaro

Yes, children, the author of Pinocchio described him
As a disgrace to humanity and a true criminal
After smashing Pepito, the cricket decides to take a nap by the fire
As he is made of wood, his legs end up burning
And Pinocchio stays there starving
Until Geppetto can get out of jail
Pinocchio apologizes and promises to study
Geppetto believes him and happily goes to buy
A textbook that he has to pay for
Selling his coat, he has nothing left
Pinocchio sold it to go see a show
Laira lolalalalaro

But the boy is foolish and meets a fox
And a cat who obviously want to rob him
You have to bury it so that an infinite money tree comes out
And you won't have to work
Pinocchio doesn't quite understand the situation
So the fox and the cat decide to hang him from a tree

And end this as soon as possible. And he dies
There on a tree all alone
But a good fairy with purple hair
Takes him down from the tree determined to save him

Three doctors examine him
'This child is not bad'
'And although he's a bit crazy'
'Give him a chance'
'Although well, I threw a hammer at my head'

He resurrected and immediately lied to them
And his nose became super long
This child learns nothing
As soon as he leaves, the fox robs him again

He runs to report to a gorilla judge
Kid, you're crazy, I should lock you up
They put him in jail and release him again
He returns home but his dad is not there
Laira lalalalalara

Your dad went out to look for you
But ended up being devoured by a terrifying monster
I will take care of you if you promise me, please
That you will stop being such a naughty child
The children!
Laira lolalalalaro

And he went to school to be a good boy
He has many adventures and rescues his father
Remember, friends! Don't fall asleep
While your legs are burning, that hurts a lot
Pam pam