Poseidón (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, little hake
Welcome to Gutting History
With Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to tell you
The story of the God Poseidon

Just born, his dad ate him
His little brother Zeus went to save him
His trident, a lethal weapon
He becomes king of the sea

He is brawny, he is manly
Bad husband, causes earthquakes
Equine god, even has a dolphin
(Come on, Jason, let's go party)

He faced giants with great courage
He is Poseidon (I am Poseidon)
Obtaining cities is his passion
Poseidon

He conspired against Zeus
And Zeus punished him
With Apollo he built
A wall in Troy
Since no one paid them
Poseidon got angry
Sent a flood
They lost their minds

He harassed Demeter relentlessly
Come here, brunette, stop now
As a mare I can escape
I must find my daughter!

But he transformed himself
Into a steed and you can imagine the rest
Tell me you weren't the horse
(And they had two little ones)

Transformed into water he impregnated you
He is Poseidon (I am Poseidon)
Sometimes he does a good deed
Poseidon

Athena discovered
Her uncle Poseidon
Having a romp
With his priestess
She got angry and turned her
Into a very fierce monster
Sent her to a cave
Far from his sight

Perseus came and gave him
A shake and ripped off his head
And from the neck of the monster came out
(A Pegasus and a giant)

He keeps having children two by two
He is Poseidon (I am Poseidon)
He is like his brother or maybe worse
Poseidon

And remember
When you go to the bathroom and get splashed a little
It's Poseidon giving you a kiss