Ra (Polloman) (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Ra (Polloman) (Unraveling History)
Hello, lovers of mummies
Welcome to unraveling history with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the God Ra
In a sea full of darkness
Ra is born ready to create
He goes around naming everything
Gods, men, walruses
He travels on his yacht, to save Apophis
He has a giant asshole
He likes humans, becomes a pharaoh
Ruled for thousands of years, everything prospered
A temple here, Ra!
To build, Ra!
A big party under the Sun (oh-oh, oh-oh)
He aged, Ra!
He's a croissant, Ra!
He is Polloman
Poor Ra, no longer respected
He has a plan, will kill everyone
Creates a violent and powerful goddess
Things got out of hand
They can't stop her, she kills uncontrollably
He set a trap, liters of alcohol
Dancing like this, Ra!
He makes you swoon, Ra!
He saved all of Egypt (oh-oh, oh-oh)
And ruled, Ra!
For a thousand more years, Ra!
He is Polloman
Today things will get messy
Isis can't take it anymore
She wants Ra's secrets, who wears a diaper
A snake bites Ra's foot
Burns like fire, not even God can heal him
Isis approached him (went for him)
And bribed him (he dies)
(Tell your name, chicken, she wants to heal you, his)
Ra revealed his name and retired (vacation in heaven)
And he left, Ra!
To sail, Ra!
Horus took over (oh-oh, oh-oh)
One more day, Ra!
He will save us, Ra!
He is Polloman
