Star Wars - Una Nueva Esperanza (Destripando La Historia)

Hello Young Padawans Welcome to
Unwrapping history with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you STAR WARS episode IV
We're not going to Unwrap the egg
But you'll see how beautiful it is

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Leia hides something in R2 The last hope of the rebellion
Where are my plans, Leia?
A capsule to Tatooine

No signs of life
You messed up real bad

Some Jawas catch the droids
They sell them cheap to Uncle Owen
R2 runs away, Come back you damn freak!
He went for Ben Kenobi Luke goes for him, goes for him!

They find R2-D2, but are attacked by sand people
Luckily, they are ridiculously rescued by old Ben Kenobi
Who takes them to his hut

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope

I fought alongside your father
He was a Jedi knight
And was betrayed by Darth Vader
Take his sword kid

Luke runs to his house
He finds it burned and in ashes
They've killed my family
Come with me to the cantina
I have no other choice

Laira Laira Laira Laira

I'm Han Solo and he's Chewbacca
How can I help you
Take us to Alderaan
It's gonna cost you a bit

Then Obi Wan uses his advanced negotiating skills
To get transportation on the Millennium Falcon
And they head to Alderaan, before they get shot

Where's the base? Where is it!
Or we'll blow up Alderaan
They're on Dantooine
Perfect!, All set, open fire
You're a liar

Boom Bang Boom Bang Boom

I've felt a disturbance in the force
I don't believe in the force
How come the planet's gone
That's not an asteroid
It's the Death Star

Shit, we're caught
Bad guys all around

I deactivate the ray
Vader senses something
They have the princess
Aren't you a bit short?

It smells a bit like shit here
3-PO open the door
Let's get out of this place
Run we're close

Now I'm the master (no!)
Devastated by Obi Wan's absurd death
They take the princess to the rebel base on Yavin IV
Where they plan a final attack towards the
Death Star Red and Gold Squadrons attack

The empire strikes back mercilessly
Vader blowing up ships
Han arrives and distracts them
Luke hit the hole
Launch the torpedoes!

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And so it ends
With Vader spinning around
Don't play with your lightsaber
Or you'll cut yourself and come crying