Thanos (Destripando La Historia)
Pascu y Rodri
Thanos (Unraveling History)
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Welcome to unraveling history
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Today we bring you the story of
The mad titan Thanos
An eternal born on the moon of Titan
He has a very rare syndrome
His skin is purple
He lives somewhat marginalized and has a hard time
And his parents and his brother
Don't really care
He vivisected his mother, what a nerve
(The craziest titan)
He falls in love with Death who teaches him dark arts
(Stronger than a bear)
To impress her, he comes up with a thousand craziness
(Smart and dangerous)
Like massacring his whole planet
(He doesn't like his planet)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
The strongest and most resilient
If you see him, run away
Because he is Thanos oh oh oh oh
Neither his father nor his brother
Could stop him
Very stealthily he landed on Earth
A family saw him
And he took all three of them
The spirit of the father
Now is Drax the Destroyer
Thanos has come
For the cosmic cube
He seeks to use it as proof of his love
(He wants his cube)
But then a cool little group stops him
(To look tough)
This caused great disappointment to Death
(They've hit him in the butt)
Who, by the way, is getting involved with Deadpool
(Encountering Deadpool)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
Poor thing is caught
In a love triangle
Poor Thanos oh oh oh oh
But he has new plans to fix it
With the infinity gems
I put them in a little glove
Raises a girl as his
Personal assassin (Gamora)
And goes to look for the infinity gems
One of the gems was held by Adam Warlock
(Finding the gems)
He has an alternative self and must defeat him
(Bursting stars)
Thanos is a nice guy trying to help him
(That's his goal)
But deep down he has an evil plan
(He has devised an evil plan)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
Wants to make a gauntlet
And get involved with Death
He is Thanos oh oh oh oh
An ultra-killed villain in purple