Thanos (Destripando La Historia)

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Today we bring you the story of
mad titan thanos

An eternal who was born on the moon of titan
He has a very rare syndrome
His skin is purple
He lives somewhat marginalized and has a bad time
And to his parents and his brother
They don't really care

He vivisected his mother, what nerve
(The craziest titan)
He falls in love with death who teaches him dark arts
(Stronger than a bear)
To impress her, he comes up with a thousand crazy ideas
(Ready and dangerous)
How to massacre your entire planet
(He doesn't like his planet)

Thanos oh oh oh
The strongest and most resistant
If you see him, run away
Because he is thanos oh oh oh oh
Neither his father nor his brother
They were able to stop it

Very stealthily he landed on the ground
A family saw him
And he charged all three of them
The spirit of the father
Now it's Drax the Destroyer
Thanos has come
Going for the cosmic cube

He seeks to use it as proof of his love
(He wants his bucket)
But then he is stopped by a very cool little group
(To look tough)
This caused great disappointment to death
(They gave him in the ass)
Who by the way is hooking up with Deadpool
(Meeting Deadpool)

Thanos oh oh oh
Poor thing is in trouble
In a love triangle
Poor Thanos oh oh oh oh
But he has new plans to remedy it

With the infinity gems I
I put them in a little glove
Raise a girl like her own
Personal assassin (gamora)
And he goes to look for the infinity gems

One of the gems was owned by Adam Warlock
(Find the gems)
He has an alternate self and must defeat it
(Burst stars)
Thanos is a cool guy trying to help him
(That is your goal)
But deep down he has a plan that goes wrong
(He has hatched an evil plan)

Thanos oh oh oh
He wants to make a gauntlet
And roll with death
He is thanos oh oh oh oh
An ultra-massive purple villain