Thor (Destripando La Historia)

Hello sons of thunder
Welcome to gutting history with Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to talk about the myth of the God Thor

Long hair
Colossal power
His reddish beard
He is a God of metal

Thor God of thunder
Of humanity
Odin is his father
And lives in Asgard

His destiny is to die in Ragnarok
Killing Jörmungander

He has two goats
That travel with him
He eats them and resurrects
Using his power

With his hammer he cannot fail
And more than once
He has been deceived

A giant once stole it
Loki and Thor go to find it
(Let's go)

They dressed as bride and maid
To deceive the giant
And at the reception he eats an ox
Making the king suspicious
I don't think you are a woman

Calm down, great lord
She's just a little anxious about the wedding
Well
If it's your thing
Let's get married
Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor
Did you steal it from Thor?
Yes
Well, that's funny
Because I am
Thor
No one steals my hammer

Together with Loki
More journeys they made
They march to Jötunheim
To sow terror

Udgarda receives them
If you want to fight us
You have to prove that your fame is real

Loki was defeated in who could eat more
Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended
He was challenged to lift a cat but could only with one paw
And he faced an old woman whom he couldn't even move

Defeated they return home
But Udgarda stops them

Gods, you have surprised me
I tried to deceive you
With my magic I changed everything
With great power I faced you
Hear me and I will explain

Loki fought against fire
Thor almost drank the sea

That cat is Jörmungarder
And the old woman is death
Damn you, I'm going to kill you

You're in trouble
Where the hell has he gone
Dude, don't turn into Loki

There are thousands of stories about Thor
That don't fit in this song

If you suffer from violent attacks
Remember that you are not Thor
He is a God
And you are not
Take your medication