Les bétises

I ate all the chocolate
I smoked all the Craven A
And since you were still not here, I drank all the rum and coke
I took apart all your paintings
I cut up all your curtains
Tore up all your beautiful photos that you hid in your office
Shouldn't have left me, you see
The result is beautiful
I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when you're not here
I dismantled the dresser
I spread glue everywhere
Since you still hadn't come back, I chopped everything finely
I burned the beautiful carpet
I sawed the feet of the bed
Unstitched your beautiful clothes, and set fire to the wardrobe

Shouldn't have left me, you see
The result is beautiful
I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when you're not here
Shouldn't have broken my heart
Left me without a babysitter
I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when my eyes cry

I knocked over all the trash cans
I smashed all the beautiful dishes
Wait, that's not quite all, also spent all your money

I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when you're not here

I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when my eyes cry
Shouldn't have left me, you see
The result is beautiful
I do nothing but nonsense, nonsense when you're not here
Shouldn't have broken my heart
Left me without a babysitter