Es Gibt Kein Bier Auf Hawaii

There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I'm not going to Hawaii, that's why I'm staying here.
It's so hot in Hawaii, no cool spot,
and only the Hula-Hula doesn't quench the thirst.

My bride, her name is Marianne,
we've been engaged for 12 years,
she would like me to be her husband so much,
and has already threatened with a lawsuit.
The wedding would have been long ago,
if it wasn't for the honeymoon,
because she wants to go to Hawaii,
yes, she wants to go to Hawaii,
and that is so incredibly hard for me.

There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I'm not going to Hawaii, that's why I'm staying here.
It's so hot in Hawaii, no cool spot,
and only the Hula-Hula doesn't quench the thirst.

If she would lead me to Pilsen,
yes, then we would have been a couple long ago,
but all my pleas and vows
she rejected year after year.
She sings new songs day and night,
about the palms by the blue sea,
because she wants to go to Hawaii,
yes, she wants to go to Hawaii,
and that is so incredibly hard for me.

There is no beer on Hawaii, there is no beer,
that's why I'm not going to Hawaii, that's why I'm staying here.
It's so hot in Hawaii, no cool spot,
and only the Hula-Hula doesn't quench the thirst.