No Voy a Cantarle a Tu Culo

Yo-
Yo-
I’m not-
I’m not gonna-

I’m not gonna sing to your ass
Whether it’s smooth or curly
'Cause I’m a man of principles
I’ll brush you off and keep it private
With a little elegance, it’s more fun
To sip from the cup or from the bottle

Now I’ll tell you what really matters
It’s not if this is your first time
What’s living there, in your head
Must be bigger than this piece

What you think has consequences
And makes all the difference
If we play roles, I’m all in
If you know poems, I’m turned on

When you answered the call
I got stiff as a board
When I discovered you
I was knocked out on the mat

All of you (I want)
All of you (I ask)
All of you (I hope)
Come on, let’s eat

I’m not gonna sing to your ass
'Cause with all of you, I get my point across
Since I’m a patient man
I’ll brush you off and make it a science
A pinch of tenderness in the mix
Is worth more than the size of the little guy

Now you’re gonna see what you don’t see in the movies
What love doesn’t define
What flows from our bodies
If we’re not dead inside

What shines in your eyes
Makes me fly with madness
It’s with your being that I connect
Even if I’m tripping over your ass

When you answered the call
I got stiff as a board (board)
When I discovered you
I was knocked out on the mat

All of you (I want)
All of you (I ask)
All of you (I hope)
Come on, let’s eat

All of you (I want)
All of you (I ask)
All of you (I hope)
Come on, let’s eat (hey!)