Cuanto te Quiero!

Chorus: oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...
Joaquín: finally calm in my house, without a woman for a week,
God has heard my prayers and my mother-in-law is in bed...
Lucía: because of him I never go out and when I do, it's as a nurse,
The last time I went to the movies, I saw 'la violetera'...
I'm bored, there's no way to move him...
Chorus: oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...
Joaquín: talks for hours on the phone and always the same chat,
Whether Manuela is fatter or if Cristina is thinner...
Lucía: to keep the house clean I work all day,
And when he arrives, in a minute, he turns it into a dump,
I ask him to help me, and he doesn't lift a finger...
Chorus: oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...
Oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...
Lucía: to get a penny out of him I have to hypnotize him,
Throw myself on my knees, beg or steal it...
Joaquín: with this diet issue, eating at home is a punishment,
She hasn't lost a gram and I've already lost four kilos,
The party is starting, I'm going with my friends...
Chorus: oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...
Dialogue
Joaquín: hello...?
Lucía: it's me... I'm calling to tell you that I'm on my way there...
Joaquín: but how? if you left yesterday...
Lucía: what does that have to do with it? were you planning something?
Joaquín: me? no... what would I be planning?... but what about your mother?
Lucía: she's coming with me there...
Joaquín: no!
Lucía: no, what?
Joaquín: won't it be dangerous? what if she has a relapse...
Lucía: no, don't worry about her...
Joaquín: no, I'm not worried about her, but why does she have to come and
Settle right here?
Lucía: because she's sick, and it's only for 3 or 4 days...
Joaquín: yes, yes... 3 or 4 days... last year for a cold she stayed a month!
Lucía: it wasn't a month, it was 2 weeks...!
Joaquín: well, do the math... see if she gets gastritis she'll stay
Living with the old lady!
Lucía: okay, enough! is the house tidy?
Joaquín: actually I wasn't expecting you today...
Lucía: did someone call me?
Joaquín: no! between 200 or 300 people, that's all...
Lucía: did you go buy some food?
Joaquín: today is Sunday, everything is closed...
Lucía: ah, of course! and now what do I give to mom?
Joaquín: I'll think of something...
Lucía: don't start again, okay!
Joaquín: I didn't say anything...
Lucía: oh no? in the end we'll end up fighting!
Joaquín: it's not my fault...
Lucía: oh no? then whose fault is it?
Joaquín: who knows whose fault it is!
Lucía: ah, of course! I'm sure you're thinking about my mother!
Joaquín: god forbid!
Lucía: ah! what do you mean by that?
Joaquín: nothing, I don't mean anything...
Lucía: yes, yes... I know your double entendre phrases...
Joaquín: my double entendre phrases? what about yours?
Lucía: mine what...? I don't want to keep talking...
Joaquín: let's not talk anymore... I didn't call you...
Chorus: oh, how much I love you, I miss you my love,
Don't take too long...