Esa Chica y Yo

I'm going to tell you what happened
At that party between that girl and me
I said Hello beautiful, let's talk about love
She said

Baby, come dance rock and roll
She grabbed me by the tie and pushed me to dance
What's wrong little guy, you're a bit stiff, right?
You look like a mummy, loosen up and then you'll see

She had me bouncing for four hours, she wanted to kill me
Shake your bones more, steps forward and back
You move with the grace of the hunchback of Notre Dame
Time passed and they didn't even play a slow song
And it was impossible to talk about love with such movement
What bad luck, sir!
I wanted to conquer her and she wouldn't stop dancing rock and roll

I don't want to interrupt you, but I have to go to the bathroom, I'm not feeling well
Oh, don't talk nonsense, this vibe can't be stopped
You're turning pale, you look like a mama's boy
What suffering, if this doesn't end in a minute I'll be dead
Mr. DJ, for God's sake play a slow song

Don't be a big-mouthed idiot!
In this club, only rock and roll is danced
I don't know what happened, but suddenly I started shaking
My blood was rising, it seemed like I was going to explode
People were looking at me and like a madman I started screaming

Let Julio Iglesias sing!
Don't come with that!
I want Roberto Carlos!
Shut up or I'm out of here!

Bring Los Panchos!
I can't stand you anymore!
Bring Pantoja!
You've got red fever!

Let Pimpinela shout!
No, please, it gives me toothache!
Rafael Lucho Gatica!
I'm going to blow you up!

I want them to bring Jurado!
I think you've gotten drunk!
I want to hear El Puma!
You're crazier than a mule!

I hate light music!
But I'm a rocker!
What bad luck, sir!
I came here to flirt with the Rolling Stones' cousin