Coca Zero

Ma'am, what do you want me to say?
Your niece and her friend came out
They're bi, not just a side dish
And whether you like it or not, here’s the deal
The light of reason ignites
If the boomer doesn’t agree with the millennial, it’s the ones who don’t adapt that die
Lift your head like Lamarck's giraffe
And complain that we live in a society

They’ll take Jesus off the wall
While you reminisce about when he was there
The national anthem will be sung in English
In this country, even at the bar, they’ll talk about gender fluid
Ma'am, everything changes and you’re lagging behind
Who knows how long Pareto's law will hold up
Ma'am, I see you rolling your eyes to the sky
You don’t order Coca-Cola anymore, just Coca Zero

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Ma'am, if your pension isn’t enough
With a little passion, you could cash in on OnlyFans
The ice melts, but the glass is half full
Today we won’t celebrate with pizza in a supercar
And yesterday you saw a smart quote on Facebook
It said jackets and ties do more harm than tattoos
I don’t know
Maybe it’s been a while since bow ties made more noise

They’ll take Jesus off the wall
While you reminisce about when he was there
The national anthem will be sung in English
In this country, even at the bar, they’ll talk about gender fluid
Ma'am, every myth has its Me Too
But the order that’s been established doesn’t stop
Ma'am, I see you rolling your eyes to the sky
You don’t order Coca-Cola anymore, just Coca Zero

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After the thrill of playing Need for Speed
You’ll see your niece come home and teach you how to do SPID
Italy is all right here
A country of old flaws making peace with young guilt
Some would prefer cash today over fame tomorrow
Some meet their end for an ideal like Khashoggi
But you, make sure to use 'ma'am' with those you don’t know
And look for gold at the end of every rainbow washing

Coca Zero, the world isn’t waiting for you
Coca Zero, it spins, turns, and changes
Coca Zero, those who scream for attention
Coca Zero, are the first to sing

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