Ma Quale Idea

I caught her at the disco with a snake look
I approached her and she already didn't understand anything
I looked at her, she looked at me and I went wild
Compared to me, Fred Astaire was static and clumsy

I blew a kiss on her mouth, one of those that pops
On the hellish track I bullied it right then and there
I threw it and grabbed it again without breath and left it
Three of my arms fell and I was crushed in love
For the hips I blocked her and made jam out of her!
Oh, yeah that's what they say, right? And then? And then? What an idea!
(But what idea? Can't you see that she's not into it?)
What an idea!
But which idea? She's mischievous but knowing
Keep a funny superbully like you at bay
And what's special about it that isn't there in another one!)

What an idea!
But which idea? Can't you see she's not there)
What an idea!
(But which idea?
Be careful, she knows a lot!
She will make you go around in circles without ever having
The things you demand and sorry after all, what do you give?)

I had a thought in the den and I brought it
I poured her an orange soda and she laughed
Five liters of alcohol were clung to my whiskey
She seemed beautiful to me, she went, she kissed me, I kissed her
Suddenly I grabbed her by my arms and she slipped away
She looked at me, I looked at her, I blocked her, caressed her
On her little fairy face but she looked like a potato!
I caught it, blended it and made an omelette!

Oh, yeah that's what they say, right? And then? What an idea!
(But what idea? Can't you see that she's not into it)
What an idea!
(But what idea? It's mischievous but knowing
Keep a funny superbully like you at bay
And then what's special about it that isn't there in another!) What an idea!
(But what idea? Can't you see that she's not into it)
What an idea!
(But what idea? Be careful, she knows best!
She will make you go around in circles without ever having
The things you demand after all and apologize in return you who give)